Quotes to Make You Smile
Here's something to brighten your day. Saw it while surfing the web this morning just before work starts. I hope y'all have a great day.
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clarke
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." Oprah Winfrey
"Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."Groucho Marx
"You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar A. Guest
"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!" Russel H. Conwell, from SMILE VIRUS
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." Mark Twain
"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." Elbert Hubbard
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." Linda Sunshine
"Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious." Og Mandino
"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture." Author Unknown, from Dust If You Must
"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available." Jim Beggs
"Most people fail in life because they major in minor things." Anthony Robbins
"More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth." Napoleon Hill
"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap." Glen Buck
"Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles." Author Unknown, from Achieve Your Dreams
"If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook." Les Giblin
"Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give." Author Unknown, from THE VALUE OF A SMILE
"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts." Denis Waitley
"A smile confuses an approaching frown." Author Unknown
"Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five." Benjamin Franklin
"I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?" Author Unknown, from Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain
"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead." Bill Mcglashen
"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks." Charles Gordy
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." Mark Twain
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." Walt Disney
"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. "Then double congratulations." W. Clement Stone
"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'." Catherine Pulsifer, from IF and WHEN
"You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour." Jim Rohn
"People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile." Lee Mildon
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." Franklin P. Jones
"..I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us." David DeNotaris
"Remember those ships who pass through your day, touching your life just once, sending you into a better direction than your life was headed." Michelle C. Ustaszeski
"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!" Brian Tracy
"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts." Author Unknown
"When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade." Dale Carnegie
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." Phyllis Diller
"A laugh is a smile that bursts." Mary H. Waldrip
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." Richard Bach
"I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish." Yanni
We all could use 'em ...so Smile !!!
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clarke
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." Oprah Winfrey
"Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."Groucho Marx
"You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar A. Guest
"So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!" Russel H. Conwell, from SMILE VIRUS
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." Mark Twain
"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." Elbert Hubbard
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." Linda Sunshine
"Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious." Og Mandino
"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture." Author Unknown, from Dust If You Must
"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available." Jim Beggs
"Most people fail in life because they major in minor things." Anthony Robbins
"More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth." Napoleon Hill
"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap." Glen Buck
"Count your age by friends, Count your life by smiles." Author Unknown, from Achieve Your Dreams
"If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook." Les Giblin
"Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give." Author Unknown, from THE VALUE OF A SMILE
"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts." Denis Waitley
"A smile confuses an approaching frown." Author Unknown
"Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five." Benjamin Franklin
"I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from?" Author Unknown, from Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain
"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead." Bill Mcglashen
"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks." Charles Gordy
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." Zig Ziglar
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." Mark Twain
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." Walt Disney
"We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. "Then double congratulations." W. Clement Stone
"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb:
'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'." Catherine Pulsifer, from IF and WHEN
"You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour." Jim Rohn
"People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile." Lee Mildon
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." Franklin P. Jones
"..I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us." David DeNotaris
"Remember those ships who pass through your day, touching your life just once, sending you into a better direction than your life was headed." Michelle C. Ustaszeski
"Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!" Brian Tracy
"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts." Author Unknown
"When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade." Dale Carnegie
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." Phyllis Diller
"A laugh is a smile that bursts." Mary H. Waldrip
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." Richard Bach
"I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish." Yanni
We all could use 'em ...so Smile !!!
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