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Have a nice day Murphy's work laws MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office. Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many. Keep your...

Here's something to brighten your day. Saw it while surfing the web this morning just before work starts. I hope y'all have a great day. "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clarke "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." Oprah Winfrey "Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward "I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx "You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar A. Guest "So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!" Russel H. Conwell, from SMILE VIRUS "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If y...