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"You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much." - Author Unknown The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning? Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Q: Did he kill you? Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Were you alone or by yourself? Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? A: That's me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q:

"What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination." - Zig Ziglar Never say you can’t… Those who have done it don’t have two heads Those who have achieved it probably don’t have what you’ve got You have what it takes to be everything you want to be It all starts from the inside Work hard and have faith Believe in your dreams Believe in yourself It’s a long road so keep on keeping on. Carry with you all you may need for your journey But don’t forget to wear a smile… always

Living Will Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer. She’s such a bitch…